Elon Musk is one crazy son of a bitch. We have all heard of his failing attempts, and crazy ass theories of sending everyday average shmucks to Mars… But his time has finally come!
Without a doubt, Elon Musk is one of the most innovative Entrepreneurs of our time, and is a dedicated individual for the advancement of society. Today, Elon Musk accomplished launching the most powerful rocket of ALL TIME. The Falcon Heavy.
The Falcon Heavy is capable of lifting 140,000 pounds to low-Earth orbit, more than any other rocket today. Because all three boosters are recovered to fly again, a Falcon Heavy launch costs not much more than one by the company’s existing rocket.
The launch of SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy rocket is the first of its kind. Not only did Elon Musk accomplish the impossible, but this cocky asshole launched a red Tesla in the Falcon Heavy rocket! No, that’s not all… he included a space dummy driver, and included David Bowie’s Space oddity that is program to play on a never ending loop!
Announcing the unusual stunt in an Instagram post entitled A Red Car for the Red Planet, Musk revealed:
“Test flights of new rockets usually contain mass simulators in the form of concrete or steel blocks. That seemed extremely boring.
Of course, anything boring is terrible, especially companies, so we decided to send something unusual, something that made us feel.
The payload will be playing Space Oddity, on a billion year elliptic Mars orbit.”
This man is so smart, that he’s out of his mind. He wants to colonize Mars, and has even talked about having a Martian Government there. Elon Musk, power to you. You’re either going to be the genius to save us, or the villain to doom us… but i’m all in.