Bitcoin has been the talk of the universe by anyone with a pulse… AND I ABSOLUTELY [Expletive} HATE IT.
Here it is everyone! The ONE opportunity to finally make money without doing a god damn thing is finally here! (Sorry for using the Lord’s name in vain. Won’t happen again.)
Look – I don’t hate cryptocurrency, so stay in your lane, nerds. The main reason I am frustrated is because we now have people from all walks of life thinking they will become millionaires! Do they understand it? Nope. Do they know what a Bitcoin even fucking does!??! No. Do they know that Bitcoin was initially created for the black market? HELL NO! All they know is they can put one-hundred dollars in, gain twenty dollars, and ask us how we do this 9 to 5 shit!
Look, I’m not saying this is all a scam. I just want these people to fail. Sounds harsh? Well, it is.
All honesty, I wish these new “investors” the best. BUT PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT EVERY FIVE MINUTES, LIKE IF YOU WERE A VEGAN AT MY UNCLE’S BBQ.
P.S – I did invest in cryptocurrency, but I won’t tell you which coin because if it does blow up, I want to have the upper hand. Petty? Yeah, I don’t care.