One Wish for A Soccer Fan Living in The US.

Growing up I was never a big soccer fan, matter of fact I hated the sport. Couldn’t tell you why. Probably because I fucking sucked at it but oh well. What turned me on to soccer was the video game FIFA 12. I was hooked. And then I experienced watching my first World Cup, in 2014. Making my love for the sport even greater. But for a soccer fan living in the US you don’t have any good soccer you can watch. One wish I have is to experience ‘El Clasico’, the longtime rival of soccer clubs FC Barcelona and Real Madrid. Continue reading “One Wish for A Soccer Fan Living in The US.”

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MTV’s Catfish is a joke!

So MTV has a hit show called “Catfish”. Its been out for quite sometime now. ITS FUCKING STUPID. It’s about people who meet online and fall in love. Nev and Max, the hosts, research and try to figure out if the person is really who they say they are. I think its a bunch of scripted bull ish. It’s the internet, you don’t believe everything you see on here. Well except anything posted by the team here at TheLyfe. Continue reading “MTV’s Catfish is a joke!”

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The dark days of winter…

That’s right folks, here we are 3 days removed from the end of the NFL season. If you’re a football fan like me this is the worst time of the year. It’s still too cold to go day drink at the golf course. Not socially acceptable to wear my crocs to the store. There’s really nothing to look forward too. Yeah the combine and the draft happen but IT’S NOT THE SAME. These are the dark days. Continue reading “The dark days of winter…”

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Super Bowl 52 Review!

Many people knew coming into this game that the New England Patriots we’re going to be the favorites over the Philadelphia Eagles. I mean, why wouldn’t they be? The Pats have the best quarterback to ever play the game and all the Eagles have is Nick Foles. But never count out an underdog, and anything can happen. Continue reading “Super Bowl 52 Review!”

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Winter Driving 101

Alright folks, we have a few nice weeks but it looks like we have some snow coming. I mean, it is February for fucks sake. There are three things that are 100% going to happen if you live in the Midwest, actually the Chicagoland area to be precise. The Bears won’t be in the playoffs, you’re bitching about wanting July back and it’s going to snow. It happens every year and every damn year it’s the same story, PEOPLE CANT DRIVE! Continue reading “Winter Driving 101”

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The Bachelor’s Bekah Was a Missing Person, Until She Was Recognized On The Show… YIKES

North Coast Journal –  It turns out Rebekah Martinez is not missing at all. Quite the contrary, actually, she’s on a popular nationally televised show: The Bachelor, which you might have heard of. When posting this week’s cover story to Facebook, we asked if any of our readers recognized any of the 35 people currently listed as missing from Humboldt County on the California Department of Justice’s website. Astute readers said, yes, they definitely did and pointed to Martinez, who appears to be a burgeoning reality television star. 

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A New Device to Take Selfies..

So I’m scrolling through twitter and see Rolling Loud Festival was announced, ESPN is still on Tom Brady’s dick, somebody bitching about their cryptocurrency, a selfie device is made that lets you take selfies with your feet, and then I stopped scrolling… What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously?? Take selfies with your feet?! Like, selfies are whack to begin with, and then you make this shit? What is wrong with this world.

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46 Tons of Beads Found in New Orleans Sewers.

Yea.. you read that right. 46 fucking tons of beads in the NOLA sewers. And honestly, it doesn’t shock me one bit. The city of NOLA announced the findings today, and it only consisted of a five block parade route where the beads were found. Just imagine the odor coming from the beads, sheesh probably smelt like shit. How old do you think the beads were? 5, 10 years? Either way the fact they found 46 tons is just crazy.

Like I said, this comes as no surprise to me. Those people down there party like crazy for like every holiday you can think of.  Easter, Halloween, New Years, Mardi Gras are just some of the holidays they celebrate and have a parade for. Even St. Joseph’s Day, whoever the fuck that is. I feel like I should know what that holiday is but oh well, I don’t give a shit. You can only imagine how many people are wearing beads, since it is a big part of their celebrations. I’m going down to visit for St. Patty’s Day in March so I hope that place is going crazy. I’ll be getting shitfaced, wasting money at the casino, scaring the shit out of myself on the haunted tours, and definitely throwing my beads in the sewer. That seems appropriate, right? Seems like everybody else does it? Whatever, fuck it. Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler.

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PRO BOWL Pregame!

Today is the day folks!!! The 2018 NFL PRO BOWL is here. Im sure none of you are as excited as me but im pumped. I love the Pro Bowl, you get to see the elite of elite on the same field. Unless you’re the Browns, none of you are elite.  Not even sorta elite. You couldn’t get wet if you fell off a boat in the middle of the ocean. That’s beside the point. If your team isn’t in the Superbowl the Pro Bowl is the next best thing.

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Glad Tiger is Back.

Eldrick Woods or as many people know him as, Tiger Woods, is back playing golf again. And hopefully its for good this time. Tiger means so much to the game of golf, the crowds he draws are far bigger than any of the crowds that are seen at golf tournaments nowadays. Ever since he came onto the scene in 1996, he’s been a household name. Winning many major events and racking up a stellar career, many consider this man the greatest golfer to ever live. Continue reading “Glad Tiger is Back.”

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Vape tricks, just stop!

“Oh wow that was a sweet vape trick, do it again!” Said no one ever. Yeah we all know that the cool and hip trend for the past few years is vaping and rippin some gnarly clouds out of your smoke master 3000. Not sure if that’s really a name but I could care less. Keep your pancake, fruit loop and unicorn fart vape clouds out of my heavily polluted air ok? I care more about the Kardashians than I do your dual drip tank with car battery attached to it. For the record, I don’t keep up with the Kardashians.

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Bacon makes the world go round!

Oh yeah, we’re talking about a fat mans favorite topic, FOOD. Fuck that we’re talking about the greatest invention of all time, bacon. First things first, if you don’t like bacon let me know and i’ll buy you a one way ticket to Stupid Town. There are so many types of Bacon, it’s like fruit, but healthier. Alright, that might be a lie but in the time of Dad bods and Thicc it sounded good. Continue reading “Bacon makes the world go round!”

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College Shmollege

Walt Disney, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. These four people have a lot in common, ranging from success and money to the fact that none of the graduated from college. We’ve been groomed as a society to think that college is the ticket to success and fortune. That’s a crock of BULLSHIT. Continue reading “College Shmollege”

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The Steroid Hall of Fame

So, today the 2018 MLB Hall of Fame class was announced, and once again some of the best players to ever play are still not being elected in. And it’s all because they used steroids… who fucking cares? I understand these players broke a rule since steroids were apart of the banned substance list, but it was never tested for until 2003. So far players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa, and Mark McGwire haven’t been elected into the HOF. Shit’s bogus.

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LeBron Scores 30,000th Point. Woo…

If you couldn’t tell by the title, I don’t give a shit that LeBron scored his 30,000th point tonight. He achieved this accomplishment in the 1st quarter of tonight’s game against the San Antonio Spurs. Yea he was the youngest ever to do it, blah blah blah. Fuck off. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a remarkable feat to accomplish but I do not care. If you couldn’t tell I do not like LeBron James. Don’t even think hes the best player in the NBA to be honest with you, that goes to my man Kevin Durant. Continue reading “LeBron Scores 30,000th Point. Woo…”

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Justin Timberlake OMG!

Folks we are 11 days from one of the biggest spectacles in the US of motha fuckin A. THE SUPER BOWL. To be honest I don’t care about the game. You’ve got the New England Cheaters taking on that one bird team. The studliest stud in stud town will be making his third appearance in the halftime spotlight and I can’t contain my excitement. That’s right, Justin Timberlake is back. Continue reading “Justin Timberlake OMG!”

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Duke Basketball… College Basketball’s Golden State Warriors?

Any body who is in and around sports knows who Coach “K” is. Arguably one of the greatest minds to ever teach the game of basketball. It seems that year after year after year, this man recruits high school’s top recruits. NBA stars to play for Coach K include; Kyrie Irving, Jahlil Okafor, Jabari Parker, Elton Brand, Jayson Tatum, just to name a few. This year his team looks to be in prime position to win the NCAA championship with the likes of Grayson Allen, Marvin Bagley, and Gary Trent Jr. leading the way for Coach K. But wait until you see who he has recruited for next years team… this shit just isnt fair.

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Time to get jiggy with it!

Music can make you smile ear to ear or cry like a baby and remember Tonya from first grade who sat by Billy on the bus to the Zoo even though you packed an extra snack pack just for her. My bad, off topic…damn you Billy. The world is full of Mumble rap, Taylor Swift unfortunately still making music and whatever the hell Florida Georgia line is doing. But, there are some songs you’ll never forget. Continue reading “Time to get jiggy with it!”

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Tide Pods Challenge…SMH

Well world, it’s 2018. Unfortunately the first craze of the new year is idiots eating Tide Pods. No, that’s not a typo. For some dumb reason there are people going viral for biting into Tide Pods, or detergent pods like it. Just when you think we’ve hit the peak of our stupidity as a people, someone says “Hold my beer and watch this.” Continue reading “Tide Pods Challenge…SMH”

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Mark with a move to quiet the “gender gap” accusations – and I love it

Mark Wahlberg makes a move to shut up all those making HIM feel bad for making more money. First of all, I have no idea who Michelle Williams is… That might explain a little bit of why Mark Wahlberg made more money to begin with. However, Mark was being shamed for making 1,500 times more money than Michelle Williams. HOW IS IT MARK’S FAULT FOR NEGOTIATING HIS PAY?! She could have easily negotiated a bigger salary, and chose not to because she wanted to re-make All The Money In The World.

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Slot shops popping up everywhere!

Now I’m not sure why to really call them. But I’m talking about places where you can play video slots, do some gambling. That’s one hell of a time. You could throw $20 in and win $500 or lose your ass, it’s up to lady lucky. Continue reading “Slot shops popping up everywhere!”

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